Hal9000: '(From 2010) Good morning, Dr. I'm ready for my first lesson.' Hal-fool.wav(215K) hal-fool.mp3(215K) hal-fool.m4r(iPhone ringtone) Hal9000: 'Let me put it this way, Mr. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.

A few minutes ago I was reading about someone yelling at their computer sign-off noise. Their sound bite was nothing I would even have known about, but it made me giggle.When my computer starts, It's Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters ('Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.' When I shut down, Marvin the Martian ((Warner Brothers) says: 'Where's the 'kaboom?'

There was supposed to have been an Earth-shattering 'kaboom!' 'When people sign on IMs, it's an Ogre yelling, 'We're being attaaaaacked!' From Warcraft II (they sign off, it's the 'YAAAAAaaaaa!!!' From people falling down a level on Toejam & Earl (I get email, it's the sung 'Sega!'

From the beginning of Sonic the Hedgehog (I and II. It's really loud, too, and usually scares the hell out of me.So what kinds of things do y'all use? I know a lot of people stick with less intrusive system sounds. I've heard a few people's systems, though, and it's neat to see what sounds people use to personalize their machines. Currently- NothingPast Schemes IIRCCthulhu-Startup was a combination of various animal noises that sounded like a giant frog monster snoring.Shutdown- the sound of a large object entering waterNightbreed- I strongly recommend this film. It was marketed as a slasher flick.

It's actually a fantasy film for adults. A man dreams of a fabled city of monsters where legends walk and all your sins are forgiven.Startup- Lylesburg, spiritual leader of the Nightbreed 'The tribes of the moon embrace you.' Program has perfomed an illegal operation and will be shut down- Father Ashwell, an alcoholic priest who's largely lost his faith 'You're an abomination. You have to die.'

Shutdown- Lylesburg 'What is below, remains below. That is the law.'

At work, i had very. Themed sounds for the few audibles i had set.Boot-up (Start Win-Doze): Theme from The Twilight Zone (original series version)Error: ThunderclapShut down: Bugs Bunny clip from the end of unknown Loony Tunes cartoon -'Weeeell, goodbye!' 'And don't think it hasn't been a little slice of Heaven.'

Cause it hasn't!' - you can practically SEE the WB logo slamming on the hatch door as he ducks back in the second time.of course, since they've gone around replacing all the PCs and standardizing everything, i'm lucky i even have an individual wallpaper anymore.bastards.i miss my sign-off sounds.oh, and on the previous old home PC, for a while the shut-down sound was a capture of one the old Battlestar Gallactica Cylons saying 'By your command.' I switch mine around when I get bored, but here's what I currently use:'empty recycle bin': The dwarven demolition squad from Warcraft II: 'What's that?' 'Get yer finger outta that bunghole!' .pop.'

application error': The 'personal assistance'.ahem. robot from SWKotR: 'Kill me now.' 'system startup': Haven't set this back yet. I'm considering using (from SWKotR) Carth's comment to your character after arriving on Dantooine, which is basically about how you look like hell that morning.;) It used to be from Return of the Jedi: Han Solo muttering about 'How I'm out of it for just a little while, and everone is getting delusions of grandeur!' 'system shutdown': Haven't set this back yet.

I forgot what I used to have it set to.That's normally all the sounds I use: I find it annoying to have a sound every time I open a window, close it, whatever. I just want the audio to let me know if something important has happened. Yay, I have the most obscure entry! (Well, next to 'Blake's 7,' maybe.)This isn't on my current machine; I hate most sound prompts and keep the volume turned down most of the time.But on my old machine, I had a couple of clips of Bomb #20 from John Carpenter's Dark Star.

If you haven't seen it, it's an absolutely hilarious zero-budget movie about a bunch of losers who go around nuking planets out of unstable orbits. Partway into the movie, one of their nukes — which are outfitted with AI — suffers a power surge and decides it's going to go off in their cargo bay without launching. It has a pants-wettingly funny snippy tone of voice, and many of the things it says are perfect for error messages.You have to see the movie to understand why this is funny, but a nuclear bomb saying testily, 'You are false data,' or 'Oh, I don't want to hear that,' puts me on the floor.:).

Now that I've got speakers that I manually turn on and off, I don't bother with changing the sounds; I leave them off unless there's something I particluarly want to hear. Right now it's the standard Future sounds from WinME. But back in the day.I too had a HAL theme, complete with the desktop image of the big box with the glaring red light right in the center. Driver sitecom adsl2 modem router 54g bra. The startup was 'Good evening, Dave.

Everything's running smoothly, and you?' The shutdown was a simple 'Goodbye.' Fatal error was 'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.' Before that, there was the Army of Darkness clips: 'Well, hello mister Fancy-Pants!' 'I'll swallow your soul!' 'Klaatu, Verata, Ni.coughcough.tu.'

Shut down was the post-faux-Necronomicon 'Ooh! I'll be back for you.' On my old machine I had Warcraft 2 sounds for everything, but my mother complained because a program she used consistently caused the long orc 'WHAAAAT!' Shout (it's not my fault the program kept making the 'dialog box' sound every time she changed pages!).Now I'm reminded of the time I switched all the sounds in Duke Nukem 3d with WC2 sounds. It worked really well, too. BraheSilver, my speakers are off 90% of the time too.but when they're on I like my strange little noises.I cannot FATHOM having sounds for open, minimize, maximize, and close.

I'm constantly opening new windows, new tabs, shutting this, opening that, clearing my desktop, bringing it all back up again.it would sound like some strange cartoon junkyard in here if I had all of those toggled and my speakers on.My bootup USED to be the (as lachesis says) old Battlestar Galactica Cylons saying 'By your command,' and my shutdown was The Tick yelling something like, 'Quick! To the secret superhero room!' Tark's shutdown for YEARS was HAL-9000 saying 'This conversation can serve no purpose any longer.

Now he has some Linux sound scheme going on that has his computer sounding like he's playing Mechwarrior - things clank and clatter and whoosh while he's putzing around over there.Now I'm thinking of changing mine again. Seeing what other people do has made me realize that I've had these sounds for a long time. Also, I'll get an evil little thrill from watching the kids go, 'What's THAT???'

When they hear something new scream from my speakers.

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(1984)Created byVoiced byInformationNicknameHalSpeciesGenderN/A ( vocals)Relatives. Unnamed ground-based 'twin'. SAL 9000HAL 9000 is a fictional character and the main in 's series.

First appearing in the 1968 film, HAL ( Programmed Computer) is a (or ) that controls the systems of the spacecraft and interacts with the ship's crew. Part of HAL's hardware is shown toward the end of the film, but he is mostly depicted as a camera lens containing a red or yellow dot, instances of which are located throughout the ship. HAL 9000 is voiced by in the two feature film adaptations of the Space Odyssey series. HAL speaks in a soft, calm voice and a conversational manner, in contrast to the crewmen, and Frank Poole.In the film, HAL became operational on 12 January 1992 at the HAL Laboratories in as production number 3. The activation year was 1991 in earlier screenplays and changed to 1997 in Clarke's written and released in conjunction with the movie. In addition to maintaining the Discovery One spacecraft systems during the interplanetary mission to (or in the novel), HAL is capable of,. Contents.Appearances 2001: A Space Odyssey (film/novel) HAL became operational in, at the HAL Plant (the ', where the computers were built).

The film says this occurred in 1992, while the book gives 1997 as HAL's birth year.In (1968), HAL is initially considered a dependable member of the crew, maintaining ship functions and engaging genially with its human crew-mates on an equal footing. As a recreational activity, plays chess. In the film, the artificial intelligence is shown to triumph easily. However, as time progresses, HAL begins to malfunction in subtle ways and, as a result, the decision is made to shut down HAL in order to prevent more serious malfunctions.

The sequence of events and manner in which HAL is shut down differs between the novel and film versions of the story. In the aforementioned game of chess HAL makes minor and undetected mistakes in his analysis, a possible foreshadowing to HAL's malfunctioning.In the film, astronauts and Frank Poole consider disconnecting HAL's circuits when he appears to be mistaken in reporting the presence of a fault in the spacecraft's communications antenna. They attempt to conceal what they are saying, but are unaware that HAL can. Faced with the prospect of disconnection, HAL decides to kill the astronauts in order to protect and continue its programmed directives. HAL uses one of the Discovery 's EVA pods to kill Poole while he is repairing the ship. When Bowman, without space helmet, uses another pod to attempt to rescue Poole, HAL locks him out of the ship, then disconnects the life support systems of the other hibernating crew members.

Bowman circumvents HAL's control, entering the ship by manually opening an emergency airlock with his service pod's clamps, detaching the pod door via its explosive bolts. Bowman jumps across empty space, reenters Discovery, and quickly re-pressurizes the airlock.While HAL's motivations are ambiguous in the film, the novel explains that the computer is unable to resolve a conflict between his general mission to relay information accurately, and orders specific to the mission requiring that he withhold from Bowman and Poole the true purpose of the mission. (This withholding is considered essential after the findings of a psychological experiment, Project, where humans were made to believe that there had been alien contact. In every person tested, a deep-seated was revealed, which was unknowingly replicated in HAL's constructed personality. Did not want the crew of Discovery to have their thinking compromised by the knowledge that alien contact was already real.) With the crew dead, HAL reasons, he would not need to lie to them.In the novel, the orders to disconnect HAL come from Dave and Frank's superiors on Earth. After Frank is killed while attempting to repair the communications antenna he is pulled away into deep space using the safety tether which is still attached to both the pod and Frank Poole's spacesuit. Dave begins to revive his hibernating crew mates, but is foiled when HAL vents the ship's atmosphere into the vacuum of space, killing the awakening crew members and almost killing Bowman, who is only narrowly saved when he finds his way to an emergency chamber which has its own oxygen supply and a spare space suit inside.In both versions, Bowman then proceeds to shut down the machine.

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In the film, HAL's central core is depicted as a crawlspace full of brightly lit computer modules mounted in arrays from which they can be inserted or removed. Bowman shuts down HAL by removing modules from service one by one; as he does so, HAL's consciousness degrades. HAL finally reverts to material that was programmed into him early in his memory, including announcing the date he became operational as 12 January 1992 (in the novel, 1997). When HAL's logic is completely gone, he begins singing the song ' (in actuality, the first song sung by a computer, which Clarke had earlier observed at a demonstration). HAL's final act of any significance is to prematurely play a prerecorded message from Mission Control which reveals the true reasons for the mission to Jupiter.2010: Odyssey Two (novel) and 2010: The Year We Make Contact (film) In the 1982 novel, HAL is restarted by his creator, Dr. Chandra, who arrives on the Soviet spaceship.Prior to leaving Earth, Dr.

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Chandra has also had a discussion with HAL's twin, the SAL 9000. Like HAL, SAL was created by Dr. Whereas HAL was characterized as being 'male', SAL is characterized as being 'female' (voiced by ) and is represented by a blue camera eye instead of a red one.Dr.

Chandra discovers that HAL's crisis was caused by a programming contradiction: he was constructed for 'the accurate processing of information without distortion or concealment', yet his orders, directly from Dr. Heywood Floyd at the National Council on Astronautics, required him to keep the discovery of the TMA-1 a secret for reasons of. This contradiction created a 'Hofstadter-Moebius loop', reducing HAL to. Therefore, HAL made the decision to kill the crew, thereby allowing him to obey both his hardwired instructions to report data truthfully and in full, and his orders to keep the monolith a secret. In essence: if the crew were dead, he would no longer have to keep the information secret.The alien intelligence initiates a terraforming scheme, placing the Leonov, and everybody in it, in danger. Its human crew devises an escape plan which unfortunately requires leaving the Discovery and HAL behind to be destroyed.

Chandra explains the danger, and HAL willingly sacrifices himself so that the astronauts may escape safely. In the moment of his destruction the monolith-makers transform HAL into a being so that David Bowman's avatar may have a companion.The details in the novel and the 1984 film are nominally the same, with a few exceptions. First, in contradiction to the book (and events described in both book and film versions of 2001: A Space Odyssey), Heywood Floyd is absolved of responsibility for HAL's condition; it is asserted that the decision to program HAL with information concerning TMA-1 came directly from the White House. In the film, HAL functions normally after being reactivated, while in the book it is revealed that his mind was damaged during the shutdown, forcing him to begin communication through screen text. Also, in the film the Leonov crew initially lies to HAL about the dangers that he faced (suspecting that if he knew he would be destroyed he would not initiate the engine-burn necessary to get the Leonov back home), whereas in the novel he is told at the outset. However, in both cases the suspense comes from the question of what HAL will do when he knows that he may be destroyed by his actions.In the novel, the basic reboot sequence initiated by Dr. Chandra is quite long, while the movie uses a shorter sequence voiced from HAL as: 'HELLODOCTORNAMECONTINUEYESTERDAYTOMORROW'.While Curnow tells Floyd that Dr.

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